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Self Checkout
01:27
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Say it wrong correct it
Hear it wrong Expect it
do what you want don't follow me
the satellites are calling me
when did we all die and wake up in purgatory?
Tenderless Bars
Self Driving Cars
working to exist in this Phillip K dick Dystopian Dream.
DIY self checkout
DIY self checkout
GasLit self checkout
cashless self checkout
we'll all die in the cobalt wars, west africa 2063
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imagine a world with no bullies
no possibility of getting blood on your face
sometimes i wish you would all cancel me
then i could just stay home and watch my tv
no worries id just do my own thing
instead of being 35 and trapped in a scene
another gig, another punk charade
crushing up adderalls in pink lemonade
10 minute attention span is a lot to give
to support all the delusional freaks out here where we live
a society catered to the mentally ill
give em all guns and then feed em their pills
feed em 3 pitchers of alcohol
now passive aggressively banish them all
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Scam Sandwich
02:18
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Look out honey cause I'm using technology
Aint got time to make no apologies
Been a scammer the new american dream
your hands don't get dirty and the money stays clean
Go fund me be sure to leave your name
the show cost $18 $6 for the band $12 for me
...and all my friends get in for free
Look out honey cause I'm using technology
Ill steal your password, use reverse psychology
Scam sandwich the new american dream
Your hands don't get dirty but the money stays clean
why get a job? its 2023
All you needs a Samsung get the money for free
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Jew boi
01:23
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It really makes my nostrils itch
When everybody thinks I'm rich
Im a jew boy skaterfag from the eastside
you westside hypocrites are nazis inside.
but i aint scared of you and I aint gonna cry
cause middle eastern blood aint afraid to die
you make big plans with your friends but they don't wanna pursue them
cause they think one day your gonna stab em in the back your gonna jew them
there really aint a whole lot you can do
When your girlfriends Daddy wants to kill ya because your a jew
but i can't help it i was born this way fuck you
Don't ask me bout the gaza strip
Cause USA and Israels greed make my motherfucking gut wrench
CNN and Amazon sponsor their drones.
Displacing families from their Homes
They Want to turn the oldest part of the world
into plastic homes and prius parking zones
Addicted to reptile pervert illuminati TV
Im smarter than you so now you wanna kill me.
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Real Rockers Only
03:15
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Sprinter Van full of Coked out Losers comes to town again
Better Rally all the punks and the rockers to crowd source $300
They're looking for a home cooked vegan meal
And a nice sectional couch that they can all masturbate on
They've met you 5 times before but don't remember your name
Then they flirt with your girlfriend cause everyday to them is the same
All they need is a full backline so you better make some phone calls cause we're running out of time
No thank you for the gear, they drink part of a beer and leave it on your coffee table
they play for a life changing 13 minutes
the best rocknroll set you've ever heard in your life
Real Rockers only
They'll Tell everybody how much your city sucked
Only 5 bands on a sunday night bill what the fuck
They'll say the coke was bad
and so was the sound...
cuz the Truth is all you real rockers a just a bunch of clowns
You'll get home to your mom, shell ask how was it???
And all they can honestly say... It was gay
Real Rockers Only
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